The ACLU Invites Me to The Party
January 28, 2008 by Randy
Filed under Activism, Big Brother, Christianity, Culture War, Current Affairs, Humor, Islam, Politics, Religion, War On Terror
One of the odd things in life that changes once you become a home owner is how your mailbox fills up with even more stuff “to consider.” For example, I have gotten several new charities trying to get me to support them. All of them so far have been worth while causes that I had heard of but not ever contacted before. I love the free return address labels.
Little sidenote. I don’t like writing my return address on all my snail mail … boring. I am using these labels even though they are of Christmas ornaments (should last through March), Ziggy chasing hearts around (got a ton of these….I am good through September) and some other design that looks like it was drawn by a 9th grade girl bored in English class (should finish out my return address needs for 2008.)
Back to the point, the ACLU (aka American Civil Liberties Union … or … Anti-Christian Liberties Union) cold calls mails me an invitation to join them in their efforts (click picture for full affect. I added the Ziggy sticker.)
A quote from Comrade President Nadine Strossen’s personal letter. Yes, you heard that correctly, I totally got a personal letter that only went to every single person not currently on their list in my zip code if not state.
… Even as his presidency falters, George W. Bush and his allies are still determined to advancetheir freedom-stealing agenda. They are still working to amass more and more power for the government, while severely limiting your rights and invading your privacy.
I hear you Nadine! When the FBI software bot misread my email from “Mama” and thought I was getting cooking tips from “Usama” … that totally ruined Thanksgiving by crashing through the windows. When they photoshopped Usama’s beard on her mug shot … well, my therapist is helping me through that trauma.
Nadine, I am sure you are a sincere person who believes what your doing is the right thing for America. Even so, I am going to have to decline partnering with you all in your efforts.
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