War Against Whining - Will It Ever End?

by Randy on March 2, 2008 · Comments

Times are bleak … the world is in peril … the judges on American Idol don’t have a large repertoire of feedback beyond “Dawg, Dude … it’s kind of pitchy” “Your Amazing so just hold on to your dreams” and “That was horribly karaoke and you look like a haunted wombat” … we demand change!

YOU … yes YOU are being called on to serve the world by combating the evils of whiny-ness by coming up with no less than 10 things to be grateful for.

I know, it might be difficult … nay even to the point of personally sacrificing snarkiness and whining for a whole five to ten minutes.

BUT if Randy Thomas can stop whining for the time it takes to come up with a list… anyone can!

Just do it, and don’t go for only the obvious, k? … Here I go … ::: Pulling goggles down over my eyes and taking a deep breath :::

  1. Long naps on Sunday afternoon
  2. Having my own home :)
  3. Baby Lizards are cute
  4. Signs of Spring are all around
  5. Pictures of family and friends (awwww….)
  6. My soap opera name is Maximilian Kensington ( you can just call me Max)
  7. I am grateful to live in the United States
  8. Fresh Air
  9. New Co-workers tomorrow
  10. And of course the Triune Nature of a God who exists in every moment as if it were Now. (read … eternal.)
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