Of course this is a dynamic template, always shifting just a little but the gist is the same over and over again …
***begin**
Can you believe so and so said blah blah blah? I mean seriously… they said blah blah blah! Like, who do they think they are saying blah blah blah? If they really meant blah blah blah they wouldn’t have said, “insert parsed quote here.” Now contextualize the blah blah blah into your own real or perceived reality, that we of course define for you in 5 minutes or 500 words or less, and you will easily see how ignorant these misguided blahbity blah blah people are. See? Not only that but their blah blah blah contradicts this blah and their own blah! That means they lie and that is the worst kind of blah-ing around … ever … and you should be personally offended. We are all going to hell in a handbasket without the basket. The answer is of course for them to adopt our view of how to view themselves. Then they will be enlightened to the plight of the non-blahs and stop their backward/ridiculous blah blah blah.
Insert snarky blah! now let’s all laugh for alliteration purposes hahahhahaha on your blah blah blah!
Then of course the anti-blah blah blah choir chimes in with reiteration of other talking points they learned on other blogs or shows, launch even more personal attacks and add their own personal flavored snarkiness within the resulting dialog to be found in the comment section.
***end***
The above template can be found on just about any side of any debate. Once I started seeing the pattern fulfilling itself, I was personally convicted. Plus, cable news and most of the top dog blogs become predictable and boring screeds. It even seems lazy on some level.
Well, there it is. Please add some blah blah blah in the comments blah :).
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