A documentary of the lone survivor
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Voiceover … “Tonight on Spider Survivor Stories …”
::: no intro ::: sudden close up of a lanky but still fierce Spider :::
::: Throwing four of his eight legs up in exasperation ::: “It all happened so suddenly! ”
::: camera change to right profile shot catching a nice reflection of the stark lone lightbulb from eight little eyes ::: The Spider speaks.
“Hello, my name is none of your business. My Comrades and I were assigned to set up an outpost on the porch of one Mr. Randy Thomas. Our objective, as always, was to establish a stronghold of fear and terror. Then, one day, the plan was that one of our minions would drop on Mr. Thomas causing him to shriek like a four year old girl. We would catch the whole thing on camera and post it on YouTube. In the past, Mr. Thomas has provided excellent “fear” responses that have brought hundreds of generations of Spiders uncounted joy.”
“His ability to jump straight up in the air with a shriek that only dogs and insects can hear is the stuff of legend.”
“The Brown Recluse Tribe of Hurst Texas have a GREAT story and slideshow!”
