Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? - The Famous and Candidates Weigh In

I got this via email from my friend Cat who got it from another friend Maureen. Thanks Cat and Maureen! I don’t know who the original author is.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: In what respect, Charley? Charley, Congress had allocated money to the other side of the road and Charley, I said, “Thanks, but no thanks.” Charley, don’t point out that I was for the bridge in 2006 and then I was against it. That is sexist. Or do you mean Charley, our proximity to the other side of the road. You can actually see the other side of the road from land here, Charley. That why I’m an expert on the other side of the road, Charley.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken went to the other side of the road because… (Continued on pages 2-30.)

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn’t about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?

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The Economic Meltdown Timeline That Leading Democrats Don’t Want You to See

::::UPDATE AFTER THE JUMP::::

My friend “Cat in DC” sent a document to me that is simply incredible. I will post a link to down load it below. I would cut and paste some of the choice excerpts here but … it’s all good. It is a LONG document (6700 words) but all of it very eye opening and easy to read. I think McCain is better on the economy than he thought. And checkout Former President Clinton’s recent statement.

“I think the responsibility that the Democrats have may rest more in resisting any efforts by Republicans in the Congress, or by me when I was President, to put some standards and tighten up a little on Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.” (ABC’s “Good Morning America,” 9/25/08)

Overall, I think it started with good intentions, was abused and allowed to run amuck. However, fault can be assigned as well. Just read the document.

Timeline of Bailout Crisis

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President Clinton Proves Why We Don’t Need Another President Clinton

This is outrageous.  Read the whole thing.

Thanks for the heads up Greg.